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Football transfer rumours: Nemanja Vidic to Real Madrid?
Today's Mill was persuaded to throw out a football programme collection only a fortnight ago and is not at all resentfulThe Rumour Mill is minding its own business in a graveyard at dawn, attempting to roast its frozen chestnuts on a puny brazier when who should turn up but Blackburn Rovers' El Hadji Diouf muttering something about weather. "Ha! Ha!" he says. "'Tis ever and so nuncle, with the Black Monks. Scream did he, scream and gurgle as they skewered his cat flap for want of a farthing? Oh! Poor Diouf's cold! Pity poor Diouf, for his nose is frozen, and he does shiver." Apparently
Football transfer rumours: Nemanja Vidic to Real Madrid
Today's Mill was persuaded to throw out a football programme collection only a fortnight ago and is not at all resentfulThe Rumour Mill is minding its own business in a graveyard at dawn, attempting to roast its frozen chestnuts on a puny brazier when who should turn up but Blackburn Rovers' El Hadji Diouf muttering something about weather. "Ha! Ha!" he says. "'Tis ever and so nuncle, with the Black Monks. Scream did he, scream and gurgle as they skewered his cat flap for want of a farthing? Oh! Poor Diouf's cold! Pity poor Diouf, for his nose is frozen, and he does shiver." Apparently
Football - Last-gasp Torres goal downs Villa
Fernando Torres bagged an injury-time winner for Liverpool as they snatched a priceless 1-0 away win in the Premier League over Aston Villa.
Football transfer rumours: Peter Crouch to Zenit St Petersburg | Barry Glendenning
Please consider today's tell-all before printing the environmentContrary to what many would have you believe, the rumour-mongering trade is not all fast cars, loose women and big creamy slices of moist fruit-cake covered in marzipan, then icing with garish bits of fruit clinging to the sides like rogue pubic hairs on a bathroom tile. Oh no.It's on bleak mornings like this, when a bleary-eyed Rumour Mill has had to drag itself out of bed at ridiculous o'clock having spent a restless night tossing and turning like a pig on a spit, that we really earn our corn. After all, those snippets of tra
Football transfer rumours: Emile Heskey to Liverpool?
Today's Mill will stay up and moanIt is a little known fact that around this time every year, after completing his annual round of small consumer goods deliveries to children across the world, Santa Claus turns his attention to the football transfer market. Shedding his traditional red-and-white cloak, shaving off his beard and slicking his hair back into a neat ponytail, Santa sets out to help football managers' dreams come true. Best of all, horribly subjective 'naughty' and 'nice' lists can be dispensed with, as managers prove their generosity of spirit by furnishing Santa with a 15%
Football - Papers: Torres to quit Liverpool
Spain star Fernando Torres will quit Liverpool if they do not qualify for next season's Champions League.
Football - Liverpool down 10-man Wolves
Liverpool bounced back from defeat at Portsmouth as goals from Steven Gerrard and Yossi Benayoun gave them a 2-0 win over Wolves at Anfield.
Football - Team news: Aquilani set for debut
Team news for the weekend's Premier League fixtures with Alberto Aquilani in line for his first start.
John Motson: Top 10 Noughties football crackers I'll never forget
The BBC's legendary commentator is a man who has witnessed many of the greatest moments, broadcasting them to the nation. Here, Motty picks his finest 10, exclusively for Sportsmail.
SCREAMER LIVE: Adriano snubs Hammers - plus more from football world
Keep up to date with the stories breaking across the football world with Screamer Live - Sportsmail Online's regularly updated round-up. Check back throughout the day.
Ex-Merseyside star Abel Xavier gives up football and converts to Islam
Fomer Liverpool and Everton defender star Abel Xavier has quit football, converted to Islam and changed his name. The Portugal star wants to be called Faisal Xavier.
Football - Torres: Liverpool can't afford quality
Fernando Torres has underlined the bleak future facing Liverpool by admitting the club cannot afford to buy top-class players.
SCREAMER LIVE: Heskey allays KO fears - plus more from world of football
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SCREAMER LIVE: Aston Villa relief as Emile Heskey allays fears of long lay-off - plus more from the world of football
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Football transfer rumours: Martin O'Neill to take over at Liverpool?
Today's guff knows what it wants but not how to get itSee what happens, Nick Griffin? Well do you? Britain has been all white for about a week now and it's impossible to get anything done. Tailbacks longer than the Great Wall of China, trains wedged in underwater tunnels, aeroplanes grounded like broken seagulls and shivering civilians turning on each other like starving inmates in a giant gulag for cannibals. Is that last bit what really what you want, Nick? Eh? Oh.Moving swiftly on then, or as swiftly as is possible on a very northerly island whose inhabitants have successfully defied evol
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